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Thursday, December 23, 2004

Written in stone

the wilpon corollary: the more money you spend, the bigger your last place screw up

the freddie principle: in the mets hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence

wilpon's razor: when multiple explanations exist for an ownership blunder, blame and fire the hitting coach, manager and gm (in that order)

wilpon's law: whatever bad can happen to the mets, will happen

floyd's law: nobody gets healthier playing for the mets

piazza's law: the slippery slope stops for no one

the jose reyes principle: delusional hype can be maintained indefinitely as long as the player doesn't actually play

the pedro principle (created by mike piazza, reiterated by nelson de la rosa): all the money in the world can't buy you class

# posted by peepeeray @ 8:45 AM ::


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