Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Uh oh, Willie sees stubble

willie: mikey, when's the last time you shaved?
mikey: uh, about 3 hours ago.
willie: wow, you are a manly man, aren't you?
mikey: i think so.
willie: you know you can't skirt my rules by flaunting your stubble around the rest of the team. they'll think i'm playing favorites.
mikey: well, gee whiz. what do you want me to do? shave every 2 hours? shave in between innings?
willie: let's just take care of that stubble, mike.
mikey: skip?
willie: yes, mike?
mikey: you have your hand on my knee.
willie: oh, my bad.
mikey: no, keep it there.
mikey: uh, about 3 hours ago.
willie: wow, you are a manly man, aren't you?
mikey: i think so.
willie: you know you can't skirt my rules by flaunting your stubble around the rest of the team. they'll think i'm playing favorites.
mikey: well, gee whiz. what do you want me to do? shave every 2 hours? shave in between innings?
willie: let's just take care of that stubble, mike.
mikey: skip?
willie: yes, mike?
mikey: you have your hand on my knee.
willie: oh, my bad.
mikey: no, keep it there.
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